Poor Imp

It's bloody disorienting, except that being disoriented, you don't know that you're disoriented. Why do dehydrated muscles move so bloody slow?

Because it would undignified to flap around so haplessly in a tux. Why are life's deepest truths so awfully inexplicable?

I suppose if your head were ten gallons, they might. Why does the wind sound like a voice sometimes?

'Lo franksonm, and welcome to the site. Ah, I recall fanfiction - I know I wrote some as well. ^_^' It's often as not a good way of slipping into ...

Because if they didn't, they'd fall. Why do people grow up, when Peter Pan didn't?

Really, if reality were defined by mere perception and numbers tallied up on viewers gave a good impression of how many perceived it favourably, then reality would be reality TV. ...

They don't. But without words, they wouldn't be stories. Why do rather round people insist on wearing terribly tight jeans?

Because they paint smiles on tragic faces. It's grotesque incongruity. Why are angels imaged as always beautiful, and winged?

Because they miscostrued the meaning of the word 'emotional' to mean down-in-the-dumps depressed, and they have to fit their label. It's circular, apparently, and so without a doubt, fallacious. Why ...

You can. Only it's got to be an awfully sleazy restaurant. Why do fencers wear all white - when you can't get blood stains out such a [lack of] colour ...

Not Non-Fiction by any stretch. Moved .

No. Or yes? Wouldn't be talking to you otherwise. Obviously. -Tov

Rhetorical question, right? Unless you think people keep track of, er, the history of their word choice. Hey, if they're crazy. -Tov

He's, ah...a conspiracy, perhaps? o0' ^_~ Why the devil do nights go so quickly when one wants to sleep, and never seem to make it to dawn when you're pleasantly ...

Tra - ee? Er, ha - try what? - Tov